An immodest proposal

A tale of two units

Looking for a few good gentlemen

A tale of two Kens

The foreskin of Christ

Jehovah is just all right with me

From Day-glo to camouflage to blaze orange

Pull up your pants

Confessions of a carnivore

Advice to the lustlorn

Don't shave, unless you really want to

The future, inch by centimeter, is still a long way off

I got guns, you got guns,
all God's children got guns

Coming clean

Berrypickers

Home, sweet home

Everything I needed to know about fiscal conservatism I learned from public TV

Gay rant

Dear Mr. Lucifer

Sleep late, avoid yogurt and don't drink decaf

Babble on, junior historian

A war is a war is a war

Worse than Hitler but not as bad as broccoli

G.I. Joe will face dollhood like a man

Mighty Morphin Bible Thumpers

The Cat and the Whip and other stories for children

Salmonella and sandwiches

A cure for government waste: more government officials

Attack of the killer potatoes

A rationale for public butt-touching

Fellas, it's too rough to scan ya

Putting a 4-year-old in charge

Cyberscat

Probability, schmobability

Too dumb for an idiot stick

Interview with the blood donor

Goofy's a father

Get thee to Disneyland

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